I found a lipstick
I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..it’s called super glue.
I said to my wife I have found this amazing new lipstick that makes you lose weight! Its called Super Glue.
Lipstick: Use petroleum jelly(vaseline) for removing lipstick stains from clothes and then wash them normally
You can put lipstick on a pig, but make sure you wipe it off before Animal Control gets there.
A blonde put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
If you are against someone, you have no freedom from them. If you find fault in someone, and your mind is set against them, know that you are stuck with them, glued with them! Super glue!
I have come up with a new lip-stick that helps fat women loose weight… I call it ‘superglue’
I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat.
It’s tough to lose weight when you’re older. By then, your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
To lose weight, pinpoint the time of the day when you are most likely to get tempted by food. Schedule an activity or walk during that period.