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You know you’re getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
You know you’re really awesome at telling a story when strangers near you start wandering closer to listen.
It’s funny how people start paying attention to you when start giving them the silence treatment.
Telling somone simply I Love You has no meaning until you acctually start to show it.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
I think my girlfriend’s hallucinating. She keeps telling me she’s seeing other people.
We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like: “Well I am bored, let’s go brush our teeth.”
I am sick and tired of people telling me to turn off lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I nearly killed a cyclist.
I wish I was better at telling people how I really feel.
If you want to look young and skinny stand next to a bunch of fat old people.