Dear iPhone Please stop
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
Stop changing my mean words to nice ones you piece of shut.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
Dear Heart, Please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, that’s it.
Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your music. When I am driving it scares the crap out of me.
Dear heart. Please stop getting involved in everything, your job is to pump blood and that’s it.
Dear past, stop tapping me on the shoulder. I don’t want to look back anymore.
Just got the Iphone 4, what’s all the fuss about? My signal is perfe
If my iPhone is so smart, why the heck did it let me call my Ex last night?
iPhone + iPod + iPad + iMac = iWant 😉