There are lies damn
There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.
What lies behind us & what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us -R W Emerson
Dear ex. Damn, I miss you. Next time, will take a better aim. *loads the shotgun*
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
Everyone wants that “damn they still together?!” type of relationship…
Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high..
I want the ‘DAMN! You guys are still together?’ type of relationship.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
3 common lies from guys: I am sorry, I love you, I won’t hurt u. 3 common lies from girls: I am fine, I am not mad at you, I don’t love you.
Everybody lies, but it does not matter because nobody listens.