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Nobody’s phone is ever off. They’re lying.
Phone vibrates at home, Barely hear it. Phone vibrates in a silent place it’s a bloody earthquake.
Phone vibrates at home. Barely hear it. Phone vibrates at school. Damn earthquake!
Man Outside Phone Booth: Excuse Me, You Are On Phone Since 20 Minutes and I Havent Seen You Speaking A Word Till Now. Man Inside: I Am Talking to My Wife.
Munna Apne Phone Ke Answering Machine Se Pak Gaya Tha Kyon? Circuit Hamesha Usko Poochta Tha, Bhai Tum Phone Uthate Ho Aur Phir Bolte Ho Apun Ghar Pe Nahi Hai!
Sonu phone laaun vicharato aapan kon. Mulgi: Mi Seeta. Sonu: Are! Mi tar Chandigadh la phone laavla hota, ayodhyela kasa bara laagla?
Man (phone par): Aaj aapke theatre mein kaunsi film lagi hai? Attendent: Main Nashe Mein Hoon. Man: Agar aap nashe mein hain toh phone kisi aur ko de dijiye.
On the phone: Well, I better get going. = “I am tired of talking to you.”
Thank you phone, for letting me look at you in awkward situations.
God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.