Facebook is where you
Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.
If Twitter & Facebook were school subjects my parents would be so proud of me.
Facebook: Like if… Tumblr: Reblog if… Twitter: RT if… Life: Raise your hand if…
Facebook : Posting 100’s of statuses in a day = OBSESSED, Twitter : Posting 100’s of tweets in a day = NORMAL.
Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos, and Google with no results..
I only use Facebook to complain about new Facebook features.
Facebook is one of the most searched term on Google. If you need Google to find Facebook, you shouldn’t be using the internet.
Facebook is a woman. A man would never ask, What’s on your mind?
Due to Facebook I now know what everybody’s pregnant belly looks like!
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it