Girl Why my name
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook Status every two minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what’s on my mind!
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Pride attracts the girl, courage approaches the girl, wisdom gets the girl, strength puts up with the girl, but loyalty keeps the girl.
You know a girl just broke up with her boyfriend when she starts putting a million quotes on Facebook.
Find a girl you hate on Facebook. Go through all her summer photos and comment LOL on all the ones of her in a bikini. So fun. Not illegal.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
When a girl says that she can’t live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
Pride attracts the girl. Courage approaches the girl. Wisdom gets the girl. Strength puts up with the girl. Loyalty keeps the girl.
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has
more likes than the actual status.
Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status. I am hilarious.