Women and shoes are
Women and shoes are like hermit crabs and the shells they inhabit…except the hermit crabs are schizophrenic.
I once bought shoes in China that said “made around the corner”
Girls love shoes… so if she throws one at you, you know she’s really pissed off.
New white canvas shoes will stay that way if you spray them heavily with starch.
Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help you as you walk through life. thanks for being my size. Happy Friendship Day.
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don’t know what they want until they see it.
Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that’s simply Great!!! Happy Birthday Bro.
Pack your shoes in shoe bags & not with Ur clothes. As their dirty soles can soil Ur clean clothes. Keep Ur used socks separately in a plastic bag.
Women are considered deep – why? Because one can never discover any bottom to them. Women are not even shallow. -Friedrich Nietzsche
Men who treat women as helpless and charming playthings deserve women who treat men as delightful and generous bank accounts.- Author UnknownÃ‚