Google knows things about
Google knows things about me my therapist never will.
Google, I don’t know you, but you are indeed the best teacher I’ve ever had.
It’s Google’s birthday? Yahoo!
Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.
Google: “I have everything!” Facebook: “I know everybody!” Internet:”Without me, you all are nothing.” Electricity: “Keep talking, idiots.”
Google: Helping couples determine who is right and wrong since 1997.
Helping drinking buddies determine who is right and wrong since 1997.
Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.
Google is developing glasses that’ll let you access the Internet through a lens… just in case normal glasses aren’t nerdy enough for you.
Googly – sister of google.