Anytime a bird takes
Anytime a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch. Just to show the birds what I am capable of.
Dad: “A little bird tells me you are doing drugs” Son: “You’re talking to birds and I am the one doing drugs?”
Anytime you are confused, your mind is in conflict, do asanas, sit in asana. You will see, right away clarity comes. Effect of asana is clearing out of all conflicts, duality.
“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.” – Erma Bombeck
A Bird Sitting On A Branch Doesnt Get Frightend By the Shaking Branch Because the Bird Trusts Not The Branch But Its Own Wings. Trust Yourself.
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could crap on the people I don’t like.. Hahaha
It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
It takes patience to listen. It takes skill to pretend you’re listening.
Rub cooking salt on the crust that is left over after cooking scrambled(bhurji) eggs.It will then come off easily
A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken.