If only updating status
If only updating status burned calories :/
When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?”
HOS hates the status quo.
says If this was 1999, would you have ever thought 10 years from now you could sit on the toilet while updating your facebook status?
Definition of pointless?
Our jobless friends updating their status to: “Thank God it’s the weekend!”
My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so i poked him.
My current status: Wanted by many, taken by none, looking at some, but waiting for one.
Your relationship status is only official if its been updated on Facebook.
You wish doing homework burned calories.
Status and fame do not really help much in this life and do nothing for future lives.