I bought a bag
I bought a bag of chips. Not half a bag of air.
I Bought for An Ipod For My Son, Iphone For My Daughter and Ipad For Myself. I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Bought Her An Iron. She Hasnt Spoken To Me Since
I have just bought myself a laughing hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated
I once bought shoes in China that said “made around the corner”
I bought a great new holder for my apple and blackberry…
its called a fruit bowl
Pissed..he just bought a DVD entitled “Tiger’s 18 Favorite Holes”, and the damn thing is about GOLF!
A blonde bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could also play it at night.
I bought a Christmas tree that was too big to get in the car, so we had to cut the top off. Didnt really mind,Ive always wanted a convertible
I bought a christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself. I said, No, I’ll probably put it in the living room
Champu: I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There’s water in carburettor.” I asked, “Where’s the car?” She said In the lake.”