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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Son: Dad the bank you sent me to is bad. Businessman: Why son, its the best bank in town. Son: It returned one of my cheques for Rs 100 marked No Funds!
Bank Manager: You can open an account in our bank but can you identify yourself? Women opens her bag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says Yes, it’s me!
Santa: Dont you worry about relatives coming & staying over? Banta: No, I borrow money from the rich ones & lend it to the poor ones. None of them comes back.
My bank account is More like a countdown to my homelessness!
In The Universal Bank of God May God store his blessings deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…So,Enjoy spending…Happy New Year.
I walked into the bank and said to the cashier, I would like to open a joint account please. OK, with whom though? Whoever has a lot of money.
A man on wifes birthday had no money so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. Wife: Thanks for the cheque I got it cashed from the bank manager.
You Know The Best Way To Double Your Money? Dont Know? Ok. I Will Tell you. Just Fold It And Put It In Your Pocket. Hahaha. April Fool.
I smashed open my piggy bank earlier. I’ve got just about enough in it to buy a new piggy bank.