My wife is always
My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections – I let her talk.
Salesman’s wife: I am so worried when you leave on an outstation business trip. Salesman: Relax, I will be back before you know it. Wife: That’s what worries me.
My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online. What do you guys think?
My wife says I talk while I sleep. But I’m skeptical. Nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
My wife’s been giving me the silent treatment today. I just wish I knew what I did to upset her. So I can do it again when she starts to talk
Diff in Wife & Saali. Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty, Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension, Saali Is Patakha, Wife Is Syapa, Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is EarthQuake
On anniversary wife says: Remember when you proposed me? I was so happy, I couldn’t talk for an hour. John: How can I ever forget the happiest hour of my life?
Wife: Can you get me a glass of water. Husband: No, I won’t. I am a man. Wife: That’s a tragedy of nature. You can’t do anything about it now. Just accept it.
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth.