Phone vibrates at home
Phone vibrates at home. Barely hear it. Phone vibrates at school. Damn earthquake!
Phone vibrates at home, Barely hear it. Phone vibrates in a silent place it’s a bloody earthquake.
Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn’t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so damn quickly!
Chantu phone par awaaz badal kar: Aaj mera beta school nahi aa sakta, woh bimaar hai. Teacher: Kaun bol raha hai? Chantu: Mam, yeh mere papa bol rahe hain.
At home: I want to go out, I want friends. When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
Man Outside Phone Booth: Excuse Me, You Are On Phone Since 20 Minutes and I Havent Seen You Speaking A Word Till Now. Man Inside: I Am Talking to My Wife.
Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high..
Munna Apne Phone Ke Answering Machine Se Pak Gaya Tha Kyon? Circuit Hamesha Usko Poochta Tha, Bhai Tum Phone Uthate Ho Aur Phir Bolte Ho Apun Ghar Pe Nahi Hai!
“Home is where your history begins. Home is where they catch you when you fall.” -Where the Heart Is (2000)
“Home is where your history begins. Home is where they catch you when you fall.” -Where the Heart Is