The assistant asked the
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.”Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the guy asked if he should cut it in 6 or 12 pieces. A: Oh, only 6 – I’d never manage to eat all 12 pieces.
Assistant: There is a man outside who says he hasn’t eaten in 4 days. Boss:Call him in. If he tells us how he does it,we can stay in business for another month
Man(Assistant mechanic se): Kya tumhare boss ne tumko bataya hai ki kya karna hai? Asst. Mechanic: Haan Sir, unhone kaha hai ki aapke aate hi unko utha doon.
I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
When I asked you for a flower, you gave me a garden…
When I asked you for a stone, you gave me a statue…
What are you…deaf?
I asked God for world peace, He said: It is impossible. I asked God to make you beautiful, He said: I would better try world peace again!
the cashier asked me “Would you like to help feed the hungry today?” I said, “That’s the reason I’m shopping!!!!”
My girlfriend asked if I would swim across the ocean for her, and I said It’s freaking 2012, I’ll rent a boat.
Got asked today, ‘How long have you actually worked here?’ I replied ‘Since they threatened to sack me…’