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If you don’t have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died.
What’s the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
Dear high school movies, Please start hiring actors who are ACTUALLY high school age. Sincerely, you’re not fooling anyone
I used to wonder what it was like to read people’s minds
But now that I have a Facebook account I am over it
In kindergarten, It’s a playdate. Middle school, It’s hanging out. High school, It’s come to my house I’m bored out of my mind.
When I text someone and they dont text me back, I automatically assume that they fainted of excitement.
If you love something let it go but make sure one of your close friends is still friends with it on Facebook so you can stalk it.
Teacher: From all this talking I assume you’re done with your work. Student: LOL, from all this complaining I assume you’re still single.
After spending up to twelve hours a day on Facebook for years, my grandfather died yesterday. We won’t see the likes of him again.
Facebook is a good reminder that I went to school with idiots.