A recent survey has
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, bloody goldfish died.
A survey has shown that smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together.
Recent studies have shown, that 872,245,167 people are too lazy to read this number.
Will someone kindly tell all iPad owners, You only bought it, You didn’t invent the bloody thing.
Cats make great pets. Out of their owners.
Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time.
Santa’s wish: when I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
How do you make a goldfish age? Take away the G.
Tripping over your pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. Worse only 30 percent of those make it to YouTube.