If you beep your
If you beep your horn .004 seconds after the light changes green, I will shut off the car, lay on the hood and feed the birds for an hour.
Locking your car again because you can’t remember if you heard the horn beep the first time.
How many seconds are there in an hour? About 8 if you take my wife to a buffet.
I know of one hour 60 minutes and one minute 60 seconds. But I never knew that one second without you is like a lifetime.
It’s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
In exam, teacher said: Write your lovers name on paper. After 5 seconds all Girls said: Finished madam. After 1 hour all Boyz Said: Extra Sheet plzzzz.
If you can’t feed a hundred people, then feed just one. -Mother Teresa
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? You were driving 80 miles an hour. Driver: No way; I ain’t even been on the road an hour.
“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach him how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.” – Lao Tzu
I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots. People get out of my way a lot faster now.