Dear Customer Service First
Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I am typing this with my middle finger.
Hey Customer Service – Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it?
Dear customer, your sleeping time has expired. Now you cannot use the bed any more. To subscribe again please wait for night. Good Morning.
Customer’s letter To Bank. Dear Sir, With The Current Developments In Banking Industry, If My Cheque Says Insufficient Funds , Does That Refer To Me Or To You?
Nightclub customer: Can you give me something long, cold and half full of vodka? Barman: How about my wife, sir?
Boss: Remember, the customer is always right. (After a week) Why arent people buying anything? Salesman: They say prices are too high and I agree with them!
Customer- whose eggs are these shopkeeper – They are mine. costomer – ok so give me one dozen of chickens eggs
Loaning-seeking customer: And how would I stand for a Rs 50,000 loan? Bank Manager: Stand? You don’t stand- you grovel!
My dear Arjuna, only by undivided devotional service can I be understood as I am, standing before you, and can thus be seendirectly. Only in this way can you enter into the mysteries of My understanding. (11.54)
Customer: Waiter, do you serve pigs? Waiter: Please sit down sir we serve everyone.