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Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
It always gets laughs!
A baby monkey asked his mother, why are we so ugly? Mother said: Thank God we look like this you should see the person reading this SMS!
A baby monkey asked his mother, Why are we so ugly? Mother said: Do not complain son, We look far better than the one reading this SMS!
Everyone is beautiful believe it! God didn’t make anyone UGLY (U) (G)otta (L)ove (Y)ourself
The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind.
Be thankful for ugly moments because that’s when the beautiful people called real friends show up.
The great tragedy of science — the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. Thomas Huxley
Black is beautiful. White is beautiful. Asian is beautiful. Hispanic is beautiful. Fat is beautiful. Skinny is beautiful. You are beautiful.
BOSS SAYS: Apply in person. HE MEANS: If you are old, ugly or fat you will be told, the position has been filled up.
Friendship and love are two beautiful things, but when you combine them…that’s when things get ugly.