Most Popular things to
Most Popular things to do in an emergency:
15% Record a Video, upload it on YouTube
15% Update FB status
10% Call Emergency!
Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you.
Emergency call: “911, What is your emergency?” “Two girls are fighting over me!” “So what’s the problem sir?” “The ugly one is winning…”
Funny how you can update your status but not reply to my messages.
That awkward moment when someone isn’t texting you back and then you see them update their status from mobile…
wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
HEIGHT OF ADDICTION: Just Before Hanging, Judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My FACEBOOK Status As DIED.
What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?…….Phil Ming
I’m not addicted to Facebook. The only time I update my status is when I have time: lunch time, break time, off time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.
That awkward moment someones comment on your Facebook status has
more likes than the actual status.