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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can’t sleep in my class.
Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Teacher: You know, you cannot sleep in my class. A blonde: Maybe, mam, I could, if you were just a little quieter.
Teacher: Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? Johnny: Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.
Teacher: “Ok class, please copy what I’m writing on the board.” Me: “Then move you idiot!”
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote: DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!
My math teacher acused me of cheating, I cant help that the english teacher is more hot.
Ek teacher doosre se: Sir, aap aajkal kya naya padha rahe hain? Teacher: Main kuch naya padha hi nahi sakta. Itihaas ka teacher jo hoon.
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. *Boy throws bag out the window* Teacher: Who threw that? Boy: Me, I`m going home.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
And my teacher gives me a lot of things to take home.