Attention guys wearing skinny
Attention, guys wearing “skinny Jeans”, you took the phrase “getting into her pants” the wrong way!
Skinny jeans aren’t for everybody…
Hey guys you can pretty much call a girl whatever you want as long as you put skinny in front of it.
Guys, if she’s doing something wrong LET HER KNOW. Don’t make her keep guessing.
Guys: The most precious gift you can give a girl is the gift of your time and attention.
You never hear skinny people saying, I’m just small boned.
Hey skinny guy having a Greek yogurt and Vitamin Water for lunch. I’d come punch you in the face but I don’t want my fries to get cold
Note to Self: Wearing headphones do not make my farts silent.
Attention is not love. In fact, when there is too much love, there isn’t any attention.
Nobody likes the guys that go to the gym to stare at themselves in the mirror.