Why is there an
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
Well, it’s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, & head on home from work.
Don’t waste your damn time telling me I am not funny! if you’re stupid & can’t see the UNFOLLOW button, i can clearly see the BLOCK button!
Ab Mujhe Pata Chala Meri Padosan Ka Fridge Itne Saalon Ke Baad Bhi Itna Saaf Kaise Lagta Hai. Wo Apne Fridge Ke Andar Ka Hissa Vinegar Se Saaf Jo Karti Hai. Tabhi Toh Fridge Itna Saaf Lagta Hai.
Turns out that button in the elevator with the fireman’s hat on it… is not the button you push if you want a fireman’s hat
If first button of a shirt is put wrong, every button will be wrong. Always take your first step carefully in achieving your goals. Good Morning.
I hate when the remote is way over there.
I will do anything humanly impossible to reach the remote, without getting up.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
I dropped the remote and the batteries rolled away so now I have to watch this channel forever.