Someone corrected my good
Someone corrected my “good morning” with a “good afternoon” so I said, “go to hell you clock watching freak”
Morning: Laziness. Afternoon: Dying for a rest. Night: Can’t sleep!
Got into a fight with my alarm clock this morning it wanted me to wake up i disagreed now the alarms broken and im wide awake…not sure who won.
Wishing you a Lovely & Lively Magical Morning followed by an Amazing Afternoon and an Excellent Evening with a Nice Night. Have a Great Day
One Day Your Life Will Flash Before Your Eyes … Make Sure Its Worth Watching . Good Morning.
Each moment in a day has its value. Morning for HOPE, Afternoon for FAITH, Evening for LOVE, Night for REST. Hope you have the best of everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Wife: Our wall clock almost killed my mum. It fell two seconds after she got up from the couch! Husband: Damn, I knew the clock was slow.
I may not be a clock that can text you 24 hours a day, but my heart will be like a clock that wont stop caring and saying
you are such a nice person. I love you
But MORNING is
Most Happiest Moment: Its when you wake up in half sleep, look at the clock & find that you still have some more HOURS to sleep. Good Morning