Spent 15 damn minutes
Spent 15 damn minutes looking for my phone in the car last night while using my phone as a light, yup that high..
Dear Phone, Maybe if you didn’t light up so many damn times telling me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so damn quickly!
A blonde spent 25 minutes staring at the Orange juice box cos it said – “concentrate”
School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
Wake up 10 minutes before the alarm clock rings. Go back to sleep just for 5 minutes. Wake up 2 hours later.
Dear ex. Damn, I miss you. Next time, will take a better aim. *loads the shotgun*
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.” – George Bernard Shaw
“As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.” – Leonardo da Vinci
Everyone wants that “damn they still together?!” type of relationship…
I want the ‘DAMN! You guys are still together?’ type of relationship.