If a midget smokes
If a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Does a midget using an iPhone look like a regular person using an iPad?
One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart,
One who drinks has an ALCOHOLIC Heart,
you must STOP eating SWEETS,
A midget waddles into the library and asks have you got a book on Irony The librarian says yeah mate, it’s on the top shelf
wishes I was friends with a midget so I could introduce by saying, “Say hello to my little friend.”
HOS is playing strip monopoly with a Russian sailor and a midget called Greg
Studies have shown smoking weed causes short term memory loss…..Next they will be saying that smoking weed causes short term memory loss