Dear automatic flushing toilet
Dear automatic flushing toilet, I appreciate the enthusiasm… but I wasn’t finished..
Dear mom, if you are reading this right now. I am in the bathroom and we are out of toilet paper. Please Help!!
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes: I HOPE YOU FAIL ! Sincerely, Still on the first question.
Toilet bowls come up shiny when cleaned with old, flat Cola drinks.Leave overnight to dissolve limescale
Dear Brain, Sorry for Overloading you, Dear Tummy Sorry for The Butterflies, Dear Pillow Sorry for the Tears and Dear Heart Sorry for the Damage.
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Heart, sorry for the damage. Dear Brain, you were right.
Dear Past, thank you for your lessons. Dear Future, I am ready. Dear God, thank you for another chance.
You link your enthusiasm to something, then when the object of enthusiasm changes or moves, your enthusiasm also dies. Do you see this?
Dear Past, Thanks for all the lessons. Dear Future, I’m ready.
You are the source of enthusiasm, undying enthusiasm, ever new enthusiasm, ever new spirit.