There s a special
There’s a special place in hell for murderers and the guy who decided what time breakfast ends at McDonald’s.
Stars has 5 ends Square has 4 ends Trinagle has 3 ends Line has 2 ends but Circle of our friendship has no end. Happy Friendship Day.
Going to McDonalds for salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Life ends when you stop dreaming. Love ends when you stop Believing. Hope ends when you stop Hearing and I MISS you much more when you stop SMSing me.
Only at McDonalds do they say, “Sorry about your wait” and really mean “weight.”
Ever wondered why there is a stairway to heaven, and a highway to hell? There´s apparently more traffic going to hell!
I’ve never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
Cuddle season is over. It’s “Get the hell away from me, it’s hot as hell.” -weather now.