Common sense and success
Common sense and success belong to me.Insight and strength are mine.
“Common sense is not so common.” – Voltaire
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.” – Albert Einstein
Boys ka common sense zero hota hai. Kaise? Gents toilet mein likh kar aayenge Pinky I Love You. Ab kya Pinky wahan padhne Jaayegi?
Counsel and sound judgment are mine; I have insight, I have power.
3 common lies from guys: I am sorry, I love you, I won’t hurt u. 3 common lies from girls: I am fine, I am not mad at you, I don’t love you.
3 common lies from boys: I am sorry, I love you, and I won’t hurt you.
A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering all over the place.
Everything makes sense when we’re together.
Santa: What is common to a 100 meters race and India’s batting innings?
Banta: They both last for the same time.