Wine is a mocker
Wine is a mocker, Strong drink is a brawler, And whoever is led astray by it is not wise.
A mocker doesn’t love one who corrects him; he will not consult the wise.
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
Don’t rebuke a mocker, or he will hate you; rebuke a wise man, and he will love you.
Why does Santa keep empty beer and wine bottles in his fridge? For those who do not drink.
Age Appears To Be Best In Some Things. Old Wood, Best To Burn. Old Books, Best To Read. Old Wine, Best To Drink and Old Friends, Best To Keep! Like You.
Studies show a glass of wine or 1 drink a day helps protect against heart disease. More than that can cause liver and kidney disease or cancer.
A man not beautiful at the age of 20 is never beautiful. A man not strong at the age of 30 is never strong. A man not wise at the age of 40 is never wise.
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors…and miss.