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News Flash: when a girl says she’s cold, your not suppose to say, “Me Too.”

“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.” – Michael Althsuler

I hear the news and end up in tears. Will there be more news blasts and fears. Its sad to live among terrorism and war, Is this what the Mahatmaji dreamt for?

Like cold water to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.

For bath use water ranging from warm to little cold. Hot water blushes skin. Cold water gives a fresh feeling.

Television is to news what bumper stickers are to philosophy. Good Morning.

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