Let your wife be
Let your wife be a fountain of blessing for you. Rejoice in the wife of your youth.
Diff in Wife & Saali. Saali Is Beauty, Wife Is Duty, Saali Is Passion, Wife Is Tension, Saali Is Patakha, Wife Is Syapa, Saali Is Fresh Cake, Wife Is EarthQuake
Wife: Can you get me a glass of water. Husband: No, I won’t. I am a man. Wife: That’s a tragedy of nature. You can’t do anything about it now. Just accept it.
Santa, whose wife is on middle berth in a train, complains to the Ticket Collector: The man sleeping over my wife has not given birth to my son.
A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.
Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat .Spinner ko bhi kabhi pehli ball milti hai kya?
Wife: Makkhiya maar rahe ho? Kitni maari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi aur 2 phone se
Wife: Here’s a bottle of hair-tonic. Boss: Oh, that’s so nice of you. Wife: Give it to your secretary. Her hair is falling out all over your coat
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want to die? Husband: Kyunki mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Salesman’s wife: I am so worried when you leave on an outstation business trip. Salesman: Relax, I will be back before you know it. Wife: That’s what worries me.