An excellent wife is
An excellent wife is the crown of her husband, But she who causes shame is like rottenness in his bones.
Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want to die? Husband: Kyunki mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta!
Wife: What’s that? Husband: Nothing. Wife: You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for long! Husband: I’am looking for expiry date.
Husband Wife Say: Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife: Kahan Se? Husband: Doooooooooor Se.
Wife: What will you do if I die? Husband: I would die too. Wife: You love me so much! Husband: No, the happiness will be too much for me to bear!
Wife gaana gaa rahi thi. Husband: Jab tum gaati ho to lagta hai Indira Gandhi ga rahi ho. Wife: Par usse Gaana hi nahi ata tha. Husband: Jaanta hoon. Tabhi toh!
Wife to husband in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. Husband: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?
Wife: Can you get me a glass of water. Husband: No, I won’t. I am a man. Wife: That’s a tragedy of nature. You can’t do anything about it now. Just accept it.
A Husband and Wife Were Arguing. After Much Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell Me Dear, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.
Husband and Wife Fighting. Husband: Ye Masla Hume Akal Se Hal Karna Chahiye. Biwi: Haan! Taake Tum Jeet Jaao aur Main Haar Jaau.