On 67th Anniversary a
On 67th Anniversary a husband was asked if in all those years had they ever thought of divorce.
Heavens no! he replied. Murder yes, but never divorce.
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.
Long after our anniversary, And this greeting has been thrown away. Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday. Happy Anniversary.
On this Anniversary of the day You both were Wed,
Comes a wish for more happiness in the years that lie ahead.
Happy Anniversary Dear Son and Daughter In Law.
A happy anniversary to worlds best son and daughter in law
You two are loved and thought of more than you know
Missing you on your anniversary.
Have a great one
Why do you not give your husband a divorce? What?? I have lived with him for ten years and NOW I should make him happy???
Happy Anniversary Mom Dad
May your marriage be blessed with love,
Happiness and companionship
For all the years of your lives.
Why don’t you give your husband a divorce? What? After 10 years of marriage You expect me to give him peace and happiness?
Husband: It is your birthday! What do you want? Wife: A divorce! Husband: Goodness I had not planned to spend so much!
Happy Anniversary my sweet sister
May your life be a bundle of joy
Give a big hug to my brother in law too
And tell him he is a lovely boy