On 25th Anniversary Hubby
On 25th Anniversary. Hubby: Remember, your dad threatened me that he would put me in jail for 25 yrs if I didnt marry you. Tomorrow I would have been a free man
On 25th Anniversary a friend asks Joe his secret of happy marriage. Joe: 2 times a month, we go on a nice holiday. She goes 1st 15 days, I go in last 15 days.
On anniversary wife says: Remember when you proposed me? I was so happy, I couldn’t talk for an hour. John: How can I ever forget the happiest hour of my life?
On this Anniversary of the day You both were Wed,
Comes a wish for more happiness in the years that lie ahead.
Happy Anniversary Dear Son and Daughter In Law.
Long after our anniversary, And this greeting has been thrown away. Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday. Happy Anniversary.
A happy anniversary to worlds best son and daughter in law
You two are loved and thought of more than you know
Missing you on your anniversary.
Have a great one
Happy Anniversary my sweet sister
May your life be a bundle of joy
Give a big hug to my brother in law too
And tell him he is a lovely boy
On Anniversary day husband looks at the marriage certificate. Wife: Does it really make you so nostalgic? Husband: No! I am looking if there’s an expiry date.
Police Has Arrested Me For Killing A Girl. Sacchi, I Didnt Kill Her. I Just Asked Her Will You Marry Me? And And And … She died of joy!
Bob: What did you do for 25th Anniversary?
Joe: I took my wife to Hawaii. Bob: What are you thinking for the 27th?
Joe: I was thinking of bringing her back.