I asked my wife
I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary? She said, Somewhere I have never been! I told her, How about the kitchen?
I asked my wife to give me a stiff drink and she put starch in my tea.
Wife kitchen se: Aajkal main khoobsurat hoti jaa rahi hoon. Husband: Tumne kaise jana? Wife: Aajkal meri khoobsurati dekh kar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hain.
I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If You Are Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came: Why Should I?
Santa told his wife to put lipstick on her forehead because she could not make up her mind
Wife: How did you get home so early today? Husband: My Boss told me to go to HELL.
On anniversary wife says: Remember when you proposed me? I was so happy, I couldn’t talk for an hour. John: How can I ever forget the happiest hour of my life?
Wife: Darling, it’s our anniversary today. What should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Wife: Darling Today is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? Husband: Let us Stand in Silence for 2 Minutes.