There Was A Girl
There Was A Girl. She Painted KKR Logo On Her Face..
A Boy Kissed On Her Cheek & Said I Love KKR and SRK. I am just supporting the team!
Boy And Girl Were Siting In Garden, Suddenly A Dog Kissed A female dog. Boy: Jaanu Agar Bura Na Maano To Mein Bhi? Girl: Ok Par Sambhal Ke. Kahin Kutta Kaat Na Le
Girl: Can you show me a mirror please? Salesman: Ma’am, do you want a hand mirror? Girl: No, I want one I can see my face in.
Girl you are clever, girl you are smart
Girl you are like a work of art
Girl you are sensitive, girl you are fine
This Valentines Day, please be mine.
Pride attracts the girl.
Courage approaches the girl.
Wisdom gets the girl.
Strength puts up with the girl.
But loyalty keeps the girl.
Whats a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Boy Asked a Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies for You Everyday? Girl Replied: Oye Hoye English!
Boy to girl: I love You. Girl: I am engagd with someone and I have a boyfriend too! Boy: Dekho na please mujhe kahin adjust kar sakti ho toh.
Boy To Girl Friend: Koi Aisi Baat Kaho, Jisme Dukh Bhi Ho Aur Khushi Bhi. Girl: I Love You Bhaiyya.
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. And no night clubs. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying You.