A mother bought her
A mother bought her son a Halloween costume to scare his friends. Mom, should I take the price tag off?
Mom: No, We will scare your father too. Happy Halloween!
I Bought for An Ipod For My Son, Iphone For My Daughter and Ipad For Myself. I Felt Sorry For My Wife So I Bought Her An Iron. She Hasnt Spoken To Me Since
Mother is a part of God. Mother is a part of Love. Mother is a part of our Strength. Mother is a part of our Winning. I Love my Mother. Happy Mothers Day.
Every mother hopes that
her daughter will snag a better husband
than she managed to.
But shes certain that her boy will never
get a wife as his father did.
A blonde bought an A.M. radio? It took her two weeks to figure out that you could also play it at night.
Champu: I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There’s water in carburettor.” I asked, “Where’s the car?” She said In the lake.”
I have just bought a retirement policy. If I keep paying the premium for thirty five years the insurance salesman can retire rich.
Necessity is the mother of hard work, vision is the mother of invention. – G.E. Nordell.
Santa and Banta bought a cab. They waited for seven days but no customer entered it. Because Banta occupied the back seat.
A mother may be educated or uneducated but shes the best teacher from whom we can learn how to show care and affection. Love You Mum. Happy Mothers Day.