Pal Pal se banta
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehsaas, ehsaas se banta hai Vishwas, vishwas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishton se banta hai koi Khaas, Wishing you a Diwali Jhakaas!
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Happy New Year.
Santa slapped Banta
Banta: did you slapped me seriously or for fun ?
Banta: bach gaya!
I wont accept Funny things with me.
Santa and Banta got tired of mobiles and decided to use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, that was a missed call.
Banta: Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Intelligent Girls? Santa: What? Banta: Both don’t exist.
Banta: This match will not light. Santa: What is the matter with it? Banta: Oye, I do not know! It was working fine a minute ago.
Nurse ne Banta ko bataya: Tumhe ladka hua hai. Banta: Meri biwi ko mat batana, Use main surprise dunga.
Santa and Banta bought a cab. They waited for seven days but no customer entered it. Because Banta occupied the back seat.
Santa: Oye banta tu apni pregnant biwi nu itne dard wich Pizza Hut kyon le ja raha hai. Banta: Are yar utthe delivery free hai.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why this? Banta replied: Because married men are more obedient.