What do you call
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic! Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year.
Its christmas! A season of joy, love and peace.
Lets forget pain, hatred, fear, worry and all the negative things that happened this year.
Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween and Merry Christmas. Now bug off and dont annoy me for next 12 months.
Child: Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa: Send me your mother. Hahaha. Merry Christmas.
If you call your mother as MUM what will you call your mother’s younger sister and elder sister? Santa: Minimum and Maximum
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack. Dont worry, I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
I tried to send you
something special for Christmas.
But the mailman told me to get the
stamp off my butt
and get out of the mailbox. Merry Christmas.
This Christmas, may all your wishes come true with the sunlight, your dreams come true with the moon light and may life be a beautiful blessing. Merry Christmas
The merry year is born Like the bright berry from the naked thorn. Happy New Year
What people call congestion in a train becomes atmosphere in a night club.