Child Dear Santa please
Child: Dear Santa, please send me a baby brother. Santa: Send me your mother. Hahaha. Merry Christmas.
if you make your toys then why do they say
Made in China.
A confused child.
Advance Birthday Wishes Dear JESUS CHRIST. Wish you a Merry Christmas.
I tried to send you
something special for Christmas.
But the mailman told me to get the
stamp off my butt
and get out of the mailbox. Merry Christmas.
dear Santa, let me explain…
Santa: Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb SMS Aaya Aur Mera Mobile Off Ho gaya. Banta: Aisa Kaunsa SMS Aya? Santa: Battery Low. Pathan: Send Kar Sabko Tang Karenge.
One day Santa was crying. Banta asked why are you crying? Santa said I have only one brother, but my sister has two. That’s not fair! Happy Rakhi.
Child: Oh GOD,If I am About to Go on earth, tell me my Gurdian angels name. God replied: Your Angels Name Is Of No Importance. You will Simply Call Her MOTHER
Its christmas! A season of joy, love and peace.
Lets forget pain, hatred, fear, worry and all the negative things that happened this year.
Santa: So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes! their dog is our dogs brother.