An old Indian women
An old Indian women slips on ice and falls. She cries. Hai meri kismat! A Foreigner walks past and says – Hi, Merry Christmas to you too.
SIDDHUISMS: Indian team is just like the Indian monsoon. You just cannot predict when there will be flood and when drought.
I tried to send you
something special for Christmas.
But the mailman told me to get the
stamp off my butt
and get out of the mailbox. Merry Christmas.
Its christmas! A season of joy, love and peace.
Lets forget pain, hatred, fear, worry and all the negative things that happened this year.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best? In Advertisements.
Where do Indian cricket team perform their best? In advertisements.
SIDDHUISMS: Indian openers are like envelopes â€” they do not take you anywhere.
SIDDHUISMS: The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.
SIDDHUISMS: The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.
Champu: Why are Indian batsmen looking forward to the new millennium? Buntu: So they can at least say they passed a century.