If one night a
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window,
grabs you and puts you in a sack. Dont worry, I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
Santa and Banta go for a drive. Santa: Just look outside the window and see if the indicators are working or not. Banta puts his head out and says: Yes No Yes No Yes No
Santa Director: you Should Jump In The Swimming pool From 100 Ft Height. Actor: I Dont Know Swimming. Santa Director: Dont Worry, There Is No Water.
In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true. May every star of every night, Bring love and joy for you. Happy Birthday to you.
I tried to send you
something special for Christmas.
But the mailman told me to get the
stamp off my butt
and get out of the mailbox. Merry Christmas.
Its christmas! A season of joy, love and peace.
Lets forget pain, hatred, fear, worry and all the negative things that happened this year.
A late night greeting doesnt only mean good night. It has a silent message saying you are my last thought at night. Good Night.
Santa: Dont you worry about relatives coming & staying over? Banta: No, I borrow money from the rich ones & lend it to the poor ones. None of them comes back.
When Titanic Was Sinking A Man Asked To Santaji: How Far Is The Land? Santa: 20 Kms. The Man Jumps Into The Sea And Asks: Which Way? Santa: Downwards
Santas Wife Dies: He Is Calm But His Wifes Lover Is Furiously Crying. Finally Santa Consoles Him: Dont Worry Yaar. I Will Marry Again.