Dear Santa if you
if you make your toys then why do they say
Made in China.
A confused child.
Dear Human, You Get Mad When I Wake you Up. And you Also Get Mad When I Dont Wake You, Chahta Kya Hai Tu? Sincerely, Confused Alarm Clock.
dear Santa, let me explain…
Santa visits Chinese friend in hospital Chinese says Chin Yu Yan and dies Santa goes to China and finds out the meaning You are standing on the oxygen tube!
Wash your child’s toys after an illness to prevent reinfection or infection of another child.
Santa and Banta board a double-decker. Santa goes up, but comes down rushing. Why? Santa: Abbe, there is no driver upstairs!
Santa goes to an electronics shop to purchase a colour television. Santa: Do you have colour televisions? Shopkeeper: Yes. Santa: Okay, Give me a green one.
Dear Brain, Sorry for Overloading you, Dear Tummy Sorry for The Butterflies, Dear Pillow Sorry for the Tears and Dear Heart Sorry for the Damage.
Santa Ke Ghar Chor Aa Gaya. Santa Ne Dekha Toh Chor Bhaga. Santa Bhagta Bhagta Chor Se Bhi Aage Nikal Gaya. Santa: Ek Toh chori, upar se mujhse race.
Santa On Phone: Maa Khushkhabri Hai. Maa:Bol Beta Santa: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Maa: Mubarak Ho! Beta Hua Ya Beti? Santa: Meri Biwi Ne Doosri Shaadi Kar li.