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God Asked What Did You Earn In Your Life Till Today? I Just Replied I Will Surely Earn A Few Tears From The Eyes Of A Person Readng This Message.
Life asked Death- Why do people love me and hate you? Death replied- Because you are a Beautiful Lie. And I am a Painful Truth.
Someone was asked the meaning of love. He replied: Sacrificing the admiration of hundreds of Men for facing the Criticism of one IDIOT
Manager asked Santa at an interview: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Santa replied: P-O-S-T-B-O-X
Somebody asked God, I want peace, God replied, Remove that I as that is ego, and peace will be automatically there.
A Santa Asked His Friend: Kya Tumhare Underwear Mein Suraakh Hai? Friend Replied:No. Santa Said: To Phir Taangain Kahan Se Daalta Hai Saale?
I asked God for flower, he gave me bouquet
I asked for minute, he gave day
I asked love & got that too
I asked for an angel He gave me you.
Happy Valentine Day!
Boy Asked a Girl: Why Do You Love A Rose Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies for You Everyday? Girl Replied: Oye Hoye English!
A baby monkey asked his mother, why are we so ugly? Mother said: Thank God we look like this you should see the person reading this SMS!
Circuit was sitting on the top of the hill and studying.. When a person asked what he was doing. He replied: bole toh! Apun higher studies karella hai…