Santa To Doctor When
Santa To Doctor: When I Sleep Monkeys Play Football In My Dreams. Doctor: No Problem Just Take This Medicine Before Sleep. Santa: Kal Se Lunga Aaj Finals Hai.
Santa To Dentist: Kya Dard Ke Bagair Daant Nikaal Lete Ho? Doctor: Nahi. Santa: Mein Nikaal Leta Hoon. Doctor: Wo Kaise? Santa: He He He He
Santa: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shaadi Kar Lena. Biwi: Aisa Kyun Keh Rahe Ho? Santa: To Kya Doctor Ko Maaf Kar Doon?
Doctor: Aapka Weight Kitna Hai? Santa: Opticals Ke Saath 75 kg. Doctor: Aur Chasme Ke Bina? Santa: Wo Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi.
Santa: Where do football directors go when they are fed up? Banta: The bored room!
Santa asks: Who are you? Wife: How dare you forget your wife? Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai. Doctor: Tum roz clinic ke bahar khadi auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho? Santa:clinic ke baahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
Doctor: The check which u gave me has returned back.Patient: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back.
Doctor: If you want to get cured of insomnia you need to stop taking your troubles to bed Patient: Cannot help it, my wife refuses to sleep alone.
Santa’s wish: when I die, I want to die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
Doctor: Aap Ka Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood Group Ek Hi Hai? Santa: Hoga. Zaroor Hoga. 25 Saal se Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi Hai.