Interviewer What Is Skeleton
Interviewer: What Is Skeleton? Santa: Sir, Skeleton Is A Person Who Started Dieting But Forgot To Stop It.
In an interview, interviewer: How does an electric motor run? SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr.. Interviewer shouts: Stop it! SANTA: Dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu’s skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That is Tipu’s skeleton when he was child
Interviewer: What is your date of birth? Santa: Nov 28. Interviewer: Which year? Santa: Oh You Idiot, Every year.
Interviewer: Aap kisi MAHILA mein sabse pehle kya dekhte hain? Santa: O ji, wo is baat par depend karta hai ki woh aa rahi hai ya jaa rahi hai.
Interviewer: What can you do? Man: I can give boring speeches, have affairs with secretaries & avoid work. Interviewer: Ok, you can join as a Managing Director
Interviewer: What job do you want? Man: The post of Vice- President. Interviewer: But we have 12 already. Man: That’s ok. I am not superstitious
Interviewer: Can you Make A Sentence Using Green Pink And Yellow. Santa: Why Not Ji! My Phone Rings GREEN GREEN I PINK Up The Phone And Say YELLOW
Interviewer: Are you looking for work, my man? Applicant: Not necessarily- but I would like a job!
Interviewer: So tell me, how old are you? Applicant for the post of secretary: Don’t ask silly questions. I am not old!