Man In Restaurant Sees
Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman And Asks: Is This Seat Empty? Woman (Furiously): Yes, And Once You Sit On It My Seat Would Also Be Empty
Written In A RESTAURANT: All Our Waiters Are Married. They Know, How To Take Orders.
In a restaurant, order starter first, followed by appetiser if you are not hungry. Always order less.
Kal Restaurant Main Kaam Karne Waali Meri Ek Chef Dost Ne Mujhe Bataya Ki Namak Ke Paani Se Chammach Churi Dhokar Sukhane Se We Behad Saaf Rehte Hai.
The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes and this one will be if you sit down
Harkat sees written on the wall: padhne wala gadha hai. he gets angry, wipes it and writes again Likhne wala gadha hai
Life never leaves you empty. It replaces everything you have lost. If it asks you to put something down, Its because It wants you to pick something better
A negative thinker sees a difficulty in every opportunity. A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty.
Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!